Because good wine really is a spiritual experience.
The Ten Commandments of Wine (Revision 1.0):
  1. Thou shalt have no beverages before me.
  2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wine.
  3. Thou shalt share freely of thy wine knowledge.
  4. Thou shalt honor the vines of thine ancestors, and drinketh the fruit thereof.
  5. Thou shalt honor the Cyber Pub and post there weekly.
  6. Thou shalt not bear false witness against any vineyard.
  7. Thou shalt not drinketh White Zin.
  8. Thou shalt not serve wine in an improper vessel.
  9. Thou shalt decant big ass wines.
  10. Thou shalt woot at least monthly, and the number of thy woots shall be two or three.
Made possible by the wonderful people of the wine.woot forums. Woot you some wine!
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